Silly Things White People Say

( I don’t understand why White people say they are not racist, then say somethin’ racist. It baffles me. This …

Illegal Ejaculation

All over the U.S. men are confused, angry, heartbroken. Men have ejaculated for pleasure since the dawn of time, but as of today, mating is the only time where ejaculation is legal.

Our Freaky Ways

No my love we’re not too old for games.

Cherry Coated Disappointment

I hoped, but there was nothing, but emptiness. A passionate man turned emotionless, and I was hugging a dead thing praying for warmth.

The Beauty and the Dick. Let’s make this quick.

A man enters the bar, and sits next to me… I grin like a Cheshire cat, “Let’s make this quick…”

The Peddler with Red Hair or One Eye

I gave my anger away to a fellow who was passing by, maybe he had red hair, or maybe it was one eye?

Advice from 10-year-old me

I’ve got to remember my younger self’s advice. Younger me was a tough broad.

Making Sure you’re not a Dream

ME: Out of nowhere I shove his chest lightly. HIM: Immediately he glances at me confused, “What was that for?” …

Washed Away Affection

“What do you expect from me?” he asked, like I was some baby mama from Maury looking to trap him …

Ugh White People Pretending they’re Native

There my family member goes again, bragging how we’re Native. ME:  “For the for the thousandth time we are not …